Babies are good at shit, shit, shitting.
Small ones, explosive ones, stinky nappies filling.
They ruin endless clothes with their shit, shit shitting.
They can shit all day.
Children are good at whine, whine, whining.
Screeching, wailing, snotty-faced bawling!
They make Mommy wine with their whine, whine, whining.
They can whine all day.
Babies are good at trash, trash, trashing.
Emptying cupboards and wallpaper ripping..
They even trash carpets with sick-upbringing.
They can trash all day.
Children are good at bounce, bounce, bouncing.
6am and in they come bounding!
They’ll jump on your bed and gladly your head.
They can bounce all day.
Babies are good at sleep-time fighting.
Red-eye rubbing but never closing.
They drive parents mad with their sleep-time fighting.
They’ll stay awake all day.
Children are good at ask, ask, asking.
Endless what’s and why’s until your ears are bleeding.
Growing little brains with their ask, ask, asking.
They can ask all day.
What a busy day, now it’s time for resting.
Just kidding – the fun is only just starting.
Bedtime routines and nighttime wakings.
They’ll keep going allll night.